Forklift Theology

Faith musings from the seat of a forklift.

Which Jesus is which?

Sometimes large loads require a pilot vehicle. The reason for this is simple. Some loads are just so large that the truck hauling it needs another vehicle to run ahead, … Continue reading

24/01/2016 · Leave a comment

Let’s Eat!

People certainly love their food, especially when you consider the size of that dish in the picture. Where I work, this is also true. There are two times during the … Continue reading

20/04/2015 · Leave a comment


I am not one for writing posts in the middle of the week. Yes, I do have a few odd ones here and there. However, this is not something that … Continue reading

17/03/2015 · Leave a comment


The human ego is an amazing thing. Somehow we believe that we are the best. Such being the case, we often, and quite mistakenly, believe that we are the right … Continue reading

31/01/2015 · Leave a comment

Promises, Promises.

Promises. We all make them. Sometimes it is a promise to clean up something at home, or to load a particularly nasty piece of freight. Some promises are more related … Continue reading

11/01/2015 · Leave a comment

The End. Maybe not.

It is New Year’s Eve. People are already celebrating the end of one year and the beginning of another. Me, I am boiling water to make dinner. I am not … Continue reading

31/12/2014 · Leave a comment


Wait! What? Huh? There is a problem with this picture? Its upside down? Nope. It is right side up. Then the e-rail is upside down. Wrong. Huh? The other end, … Continue reading

07/12/2014 · Leave a comment

What smell?

It should go without saying that there are two major smells in most warehouses. One is that of forklift or semi-truck exhaust. The other is body odor. This is not … Continue reading

15/09/2014 · Leave a comment

Hypocrite Much?

Ever wanted a promotion only to hear “You’re not ready, take this training course and then we’ll talk” only to do so and then hear “OK, you took the course, … Continue reading

18/05/2014 · Leave a comment

You don’t belong here….do you?

I have often had it said to me “You don’t belong here” or “What are you doing here?”. What does this mean? I suppose it has something to do with … Continue reading

27/04/2014 · Leave a comment