Forklift Theology

Faith musings from the seat of a forklift.

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The End?

I have been saying for a while that I was going to shut down Forklift Theology. Some might ask me why. I have my reasons. I guess my main reason … Continue reading

16/01/2017 · Leave a comment

Christmas Commercialized 

I won’t say that I don’t like Christmas,  as it is one of my favorite holidays. However, anyone who truly knows me, also knows the disgust and contempt I hold … Continue reading

13/12/2016 · Leave a comment

Coffee Break!

Nothing like a coffee break, especially in the dead of winter. It is nice to warm up a little before either hitting the cold warehouse floor again, or going out … Continue reading

29/12/2014 · Leave a comment

God Bless America? Seriously?

There are some things that you just shouldn’t do. You should never ship soda, such as 7-Up or Dr. Pepper, in a load of frozen food. Nor should you ever … Continue reading

21/12/2014 · Leave a comment

Its Tradition

It is the third Sunday in Advent. Gearing up for Christmas. Time to hop off the forklift and change focus again. Then again, its the holidays, it’s time for fun. … Continue reading

14/12/2014 · Leave a comment


Wait! What? Huh? There is a problem with this picture? Its upside down? Nope. It is right side up. Then the e-rail is upside down. Wrong. Huh? The other end, … Continue reading

07/12/2014 · Leave a comment

Why Me?

Why me? This is a very common question. Usually it is asked when an unpleasant task has been assigned. Honestly, who wants to go outside and chain down a granite … Continue reading

16/11/2014 · Leave a comment

What is that all about?

What did you do that for? What is that there? How on Earth did you get that up there? These questions sometimes come up when loading freight. Sometimes they come … Continue reading

09/11/2014 · Leave a comment

Do you believe?

We use all sorts of words. One word in particular has many connotations. That word is “dinosaur”. At work, we might call an older forklift, particularly a large one, a … Continue reading

04/11/2014 · Leave a comment

Forklift Harmonica

Music. Our lives are surrounded by it. Doesn’t seem to matter if it is the latest heavy metal rap singer or something written nearly a millenium ago, music is a … Continue reading

01/11/2014 · Leave a comment