Forklift Theology

Faith musings from the seat of a forklift.

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Lying Holidays

  Lying is a serious problem in the United States and much of the civilized world. Too often we tell lies for the sake of convenience or because we don’t … Continue reading

25/12/2017 · Leave a comment

Suicidal Sailor

Yes, I get how shocking the title is. However, there is something very important that I want to say. Please just bear with me.   Advent has begun again. I … Continue reading

04/12/2017 · Leave a comment

The End?

I have been saying for a while that I was going to shut down Forklift Theology. Some might ask me why. I have my reasons. I guess my main reason … Continue reading

16/01/2017 · Leave a comment

Christmas Commercialized 

I won’t say that I don’t like Christmas, ¬†as it is one of my favorite holidays. However, anyone who truly knows me also knows the disgust and contempt I hold … Continue reading

13/12/2016 · Leave a comment

Coffee Break!

Nothing like a coffee break, especially in the dead of winter. It is nice to warm up a little before either hitting the cold warehouse floor again, or going out … Continue reading

29/12/2014 · Leave a comment

God Bless America? Seriously?

There are some things that you just shouldn’t do. You should never ship soda, such as 7-Up or Dr. Pepper, in a load of frozen food. Nor should you ever … Continue reading

21/12/2014 · Leave a comment

Its Tradition

It is the third Sunday in Advent. Gearing up for Christmas. Time to hop off the forklift and change focus again. Then again, its the holidays, it’s time for fun. … Continue reading

14/12/2014 · Leave a comment


Wait! What? Huh? There is a problem with this picture? Its upside down? Nope. It is right side up. Then the e-rail is upside down. Wrong. Huh? The other end, … Continue reading

07/12/2014 · Leave a comment

Why Me?

Why me? This is a very common question. Usually it is asked when an unpleasant task has been assigned. Honestly, who wants to go outside and chain down a granite … Continue reading

16/11/2014 · Leave a comment

What is that all about?

What did you do that for? What is that there? How on Earth did you get that up there? These questions sometimes come up when loading freight. Sometimes they come … Continue reading

09/11/2014 · Leave a comment