Forklift Theology

Faith musings from the seat of a forklift.

Churchy Lies

It goes without saying that lying is a bad thing. In the shipping industry, lying can be the difference between getting your freight to its intended destination, and a heavy … Continue reading

04/06/2017 · Leave a comment

Cross or Crucifix?

In the shipping industry, we use placards to denote when a particular trailer has hazardous materials loaded in it, and those placards are designed to indicate what type of hazardous … Continue reading

23/01/2017 · Leave a comment

Forklift Theology ruins (not really) the Church.

There really are a lot of shipping companies. Some, like Hanjin, eventually disappear. Oddly enough, churches can be the same way. There are, and have been, many that lasted for … Continue reading

20/09/2016 · Leave a comment

God or “god”?

Everyone seems to have some sort of belief about who they are and how they fit in. It can often be annoying when an employee with only five years on … Continue reading

03/09/2016 · Leave a comment

Holy?

Holiness is not a normative concept in a warehouse environment. You might get close with the concept of “Sanctified Excrement”. As I prefer not to use profanity on this blog, … Continue reading

11/07/2016 · Leave a comment

I Want, I Want, I Want….?

I suppose it has been aptly said that everybody wants something. It has also been said that everybody has their price, that one thing that they will do anything for. … Continue reading

30/04/2016 · Leave a comment

It’s Magic!…..NOT!

I’ve written before about breakage. It really would be nice to be able to say some sort of spell, and undo damage caused to freight. However, that would be magic. … Continue reading

14/02/2016 · Leave a comment

Whose Place?

it We all have those days where we want to put somebody in their place. Why? Often it is not necessarily because they are wrong, rather, it is because we … Continue reading

10/02/2016 · Leave a comment

Which Jesus is which?

Sometimes large loads require a pilot vehicle. The reason for this is simple. Some loads are just so large that the truck hauling it needs another vehicle to run ahead, … Continue reading

24/01/2016 · Leave a comment

Omega Doom

Quiet evening. Time to watch a movie. The question is, what to watch? How about an old favorite, a “B” rated sci-fi called “Omega Doom”? What type of movie is … Continue reading

19/01/2016 · Leave a comment