Forklift Theology

Faith musings from the seat of a forklift.

Category Archives: Ceremonial and Moral Law

Churchy Lies

It goes without saying that lying is a bad thing. In the shipping industry, lying can be the difference between getting your freight to its intended destination, and a heavy … Continue reading

04/06/2017 · Leave a comment

I don’t defend murder

What is that? Seriously, what is that? That is a picture of a bumper sticker that I see quite regularly. Truthfully, it disgusts me. Why? Because it reflects a prevailing … Continue reading

04/03/2017 · 1 Comment

Cross or Crucifix?

In the shipping industry, we use placards to denote when a particular trailer has hazardous materials loaded in it, and those placards are designed to indicate what type of hazardous … Continue reading

23/01/2017 · Leave a comment

Forklift Theology ruins (not really) the Church.

There really are a lot of shipping companies. Some, like Hanjin, eventually disappear. Oddly enough, churches can be the same way. There are, and have been, many that lasted for … Continue reading

20/09/2016 · Leave a comment

Forgiven….Again?

Some people never learn. This seems especially true when it comes to children. It sometimes seems like no matter how many times you correct a child, they still keep doing … Continue reading

08/08/2016 · Leave a comment

Holy?

Holiness is not a normative concept in a warehouse environment. You might get close with the concept of “Sanctified Excrement”. As I prefer not to use profanity on this blog, … Continue reading

11/07/2016 · Leave a comment

I Want, I Want, I Want….?

I suppose it has been aptly said that everybody wants something. It has also been said that everybody has their price, that one thing that they will do anything for. … Continue reading

30/04/2016 · Leave a comment

Pants on Fire

Growing up, I can remember saying things like “Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire”, and other such types of phrases. Honestly, as a fairly popular meme on Facebook says, “Wouldn’t it … Continue reading

24/04/2016 · Leave a comment

Off the Truck

One of the biggest problems I find in the shipping industry is theft. I have heard of many claims over the years in which the problem was something stolen. Insurance … Continue reading

03/04/2016 · Leave a comment

Listen to the Boss.

I have talked about who is in charge before. This isn’t a new idea. The fact of the matter is, where ever you are, and whatever you are doing, there … Continue reading

28/02/2016 · Leave a comment